Ha Ha haa..
I kid you NOT!
There is an article on Yahoo about MI5 trying to find a real technology expert with which to "Bond"-up their agents.
Is this where life imitates art?
So I wonder what this guy's code name is going to be? Q-T?
(LOL... How am I supposed to grow up and take life seriously when I read articles like this?)
The article goes on to say, "There is a really important role in providing scientific and technological advice on addressing problems agents in the field will face." Yeah, they may also face those tough situations when a good, old fashioned, cheesy cliche may come into need. I wonder if MI5 can get the rights to use the Bond theme. Each agent can be given his own Ipod with which to battle evil. Standard issue Aston Martin complete with turbo jets, push-button oil slicks, computer targeting windshield, and hidden ski racks for winter driving would be kind of obvious to the "bad guys" wouldn't it? Couldn't you just imagine the dress code! LOL Each agent is given a standard Armani tux..equipped with laser-beam, explosive watch.
Citizen meanders up to a black-tie agent....
"Hey buddy, nice watch... do you happen to have the time?"
BOOOOOMMM!!!
Agent: "Oh shit... wrong button...sorry about that pal..." (sneaks off, cover blown)
I wonder which terrorist groups will send in their resumes for the role of "Odd Job", "Blofeld", and "Goldfinger".
I think I'll send in my resume for the role of Moneypenny. :) *wink
The Magicians Owl
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