Well sports fans...this was an incredible holiday! It started off with the typical BANG! And that my friends, would be the fabulous sound of two semi trucks going head to head....literally. I-90 westbound Schneider semi decided that he didn't like west bound traffic anymore, crossed over the median...and headed into the I 90 eastbound traffic, there to collide with another semi container truck head-on...thus closing eastbound for about 4 hours. Oh what fun..it is to ride... in a 475- horse powered sleigh... woo hooo...cowboy up!
On we slid into Ohio....where it is O- HI- O soo much fun to meet up with 5 different accidents, pile-ups, sliding cars, screaming tourists, unhappy vacationers...and dogs and cats living together.. MASS HYSTERIA. How do I keep my calm?
Beats the heck outta me.
New Year's Eve is around the bend and I'll be out there...drivin' in it. ... Yikes...
All I can ask is PLEASE people... stay in your own lane...stop cutting me off in traffic...DO NOT hit the brakes in a panic...do not accelerate... DO NOT have the cruise control on when it is wet outside (hydroplaning will make the cruise control speed up..and when you finally reach traction..VVRROOOMMMM...off ya go! *wink).. and remember that it IS a holiday which means if you plan on drinking yourself into a witless stupor..stay at home and leave the rest of us out of your festive-depressive binge..
Capisce?
For those of you not trying to kill me or yourself..have a happy holiday, and hope those New Year resolutions actually work for ya!
*wink
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